wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via sebastiiianstan)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via highway-wildflowers)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via diemannschaft-marvel)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

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(via sad-winchesters)

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nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(Source: greenhoused, via onemoredaytoanewbeginning)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via lieslvontrappinthegazebo)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa, via hotboyproblems)

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

I’M GOIN G TO GO INTO WAR WITH THIS SONG

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive, via therevolutionfaerie)

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via goddammitgandalf)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via goddammitgandalf)

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