urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

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thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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blazeberg:

A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever

  • This is gonna be a huge project
  • Mom
  • Dirty ice
  • Fondant
  • Wow it’s all really coming together
  • This is gonna be awesome
  • Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
  • Awesome
  • My dad would be proud
  • What a great reaction

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miecroft:

every friend group has a mom

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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